WHO IS SARDAR?

Kisah 1

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?

When asked him, he said,

"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

Kisah 2

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Kisah 3

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".

Kisah 4

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Kisah 5

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Kisah 6

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Kisah 7

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Kisah 8

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:

"I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied:

"I Mr YOU" !!.

Kisah 9

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr: Wat were u doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Dr: So why did you come today?

Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!

Kisah 10

Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???

Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

Kisah 11

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Kisah 12

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.